Help Me Make It Through The Night – The Uberk Drivers Anthem – LTR Parody

Put the SatNav on my dash,
Make it tight so it don’t fall,
Check that everything is right,
So I don’t drive into a wall!

I wait on side streets for a ride,
Til the early morning light.
It might surge to double time,
And help me make it through the night,

Don’t care if I am driving wrong,
Cos English I don’t understand,
I’ll work right through until tomorrow,
Cos I’m supposed to clear a Grand!

Yesterday I made a Ton
For 20 hours that’s not right,
May need more caffeine in a while,
To help me make it through the night..

Don’t care if I am driving wrong,
Cos road signs I don’t understand,
I’ll work right through until tomorrow
Cos they promised me a Grand

Yesterday I made a Ton,
End up with 30 and that’s not right,
Just made my coffee double strong,
To help me make it through the night,

Help me make it through the night,
Help me make it through the night…