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When I Demo’d Windsor (House)
London Taxi Radio Parody Song
Vocals by TheHolbornCab
Mixed & Produced by SuperCabby
Song Lyrics - Read the lyrics to When I Demo'd Windsor (House)
Oh yes I did the Knowledge, to earn an honest bob, Now it seems that TFL are trying to kill my job, Cos my job means the world to me, And I think you’ll all agree, That’s why I went to tell Hendy, When I demo’d Windsor
Would there ever be a breakthrough, It felt to me like deja vu, Til Emmerson got touted too, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard, at times I never stop, Iconic the world over, Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
Cos my job means the world to me, And I think you’ll all agree, That’s why I went to tell Hendy, When I demo’d Windsor
SatNav dependant that ain’t right, Causing problems day and night, Yet they keep licensing this shite, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
Boris does he really care, He’s just a tit with stupid hair, Wish TFL would grow a pair, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard, at times I never stop, Iconic the world over, Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
I can’t believe the way it’s gone, But we know who to blame it on Peter, Garrett and Leon, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard, at times I never stop, Iconic the world over, Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
I can’t believe the way it’s gone, But we know who to blame it on Peter, Garrett and Leon, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
Bald head, Knighthood and big gob, Who I can’t control his Thirty Bob, But somehow gets to keep his job, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
We have to fight them all the way, Stand together now I say, Can’t let em take our jobs away, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
To earn our badges we worked hard, We never missed a trick, We’re Taxi and the arsehole is a bloke called Kalanick
A company that don’t pay tax A governing body that’s so lax, We turned around and they stabbed our backs, That’s why I demo’d Windsor
If we’re strong we’ll get em banned, When the Unions link up hands, Come together, make a stand, Next time we demo Windsor!