When I Demo’d Windsor (House)
Oh yes I did the Knowledge,
to earn an honest bob,
Now it seems that TFL are trying to kill my job,
Cos my job means the world to me,
And I think you’ll all agree,
That’s why I went to tell Hendy,
When I demo’d Windsor
Would there ever be a breakthrough,
It felt to me like deja vu,
Til Emmerson got touted too,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard,
at times I never stop,
Iconic the world over,
Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
Cos my job means the world to me,
And I think you’ll all agree,
That’s why I went to tell Hendy,
When I demo’d Windsor
SatNav dependant that ain’t right,
Causing problems day and night,
Yet they keep licensing this shite,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
Boris does he really care,
He’s just a tit with stupid hair,
Wish TFL would grow a pair,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard,
at times I never stop,
Iconic the world over,
Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
I can’t believe the way it’s gone,
But we know who to blame it on
Peter, Garrett and Leon,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
In my profession I work hard,
at times I never stop,
Iconic the world over,
Now our rival’s Uber Pop!
I can’t believe the way it’s gone,
But we know who to blame it on
Peter, Garrett and Leon,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
Bald head, Knighthood and big gob,
Who I can’t control his Thirty Bob,
But somehow gets to keep his job,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
We have to fight them all the way,
Stand together now I say,
Can’t let em take our jobs away,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
To earn our badges we worked hard,
We never missed a trick,
We’re Taxi and the arsehole is a bloke called Kalanick
A company that don’t pay tax
A governing body that’s so lax,
We turned around and they stabbed our backs,
That’s why I demo’d Windsor
If we’re strong we’ll get em banned,
When the Unions link up hands,
Come together, make a stand,
Next time we demo Windsor!
